Friday, May 22, 2009

Everyone's A Critic

I swear I got on the elevator this morning with one of those muppet critics. Please someone tell me if ever I have such a bad day that my chin detaches from my face and my bottom lip comes up to my nose because that is a sign that (even though it is Friday) I should just stay home. If that guy looks like that every day, he should probably try to channel Jim Henson and curse him for using such an uncanny likeness in his puppets.

PS: Also, if my eyebrows ever get to the point they outweigh the hair on the top of my head, I would like for someone to call me out on it too.

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